As I ran around the shopping centre this afternoon here were my 13 thoughts.
1: I’m running so behind. I’ve ticked off almost nothing on my ‘to-do’ list.
2: Oh crap it’s 5pm, the shops are closed.
3: Coles, why do you have to be so busy?!
4: What the heck! $4 for an avocado, keep dreaming.
5: Damn, I forgot my re-usable grocery bags. Bad environmental person Georgia!
6: Meat, yes I need meat. Yuck, how does anyone eat chicken necks?
7: If people could just hurry up that would be much appreciated.
8: Oh that poor Mum, that baby is loosing it big time.
9: Self serve check out. Good idea.
10: Self serve checkout was a terrible idea! Why do I fall into the trap every time?
11: ‘Cash only’ – you have got to be kidding me!
12: I know there must be some money floating around in my handbag somewhere!
13: Buy the food and get out of here Georgia.
Please tell me this is at least vaguely what your shopping trip has been like? once? ever? no? just me? ok.