As I ran around the shopping centre this afternoon here were my 13 thoughts.

1: I’m running so behind. I’ve ticked off almost nothing on my ‘to-do’ list. 

2: Oh crap it’s 5pm, the shops are closed. 

3: Coles, why do you have to be so busy?! 

4: What the heck! $4 for an avocado, keep dreaming. 

5: Damn, I forgot my re-usable grocery bags. Bad environmental person Georgia!  

6: Meat, yes I need meat. Yuck, how does anyone eat chicken necks?

7: If people could just hurry up that would be much appreciated. 

8: Oh that poor Mum, that baby is loosing it big time. 

9: Self serve check out. Good idea. 

10: Self serve checkout was a terrible idea! Why do I fall into the trap every time? 

11: ‘Cash only’ – you have got to be kidding me! 

12: I know there must be some money floating around in my handbag somewhere! 

13: Buy the food and get out of here Georgia. 

Please tell me this is at least vaguely what your shopping trip has been like? once? ever? no? just me? ok.